Here's Looking Up Your Clacker !

OK the Oscars, both the South African and Hollywood kind are making news, but so is this. Sharyn Ghidella on Channel 7  breathlessly informed last night of drug busting with a difference.
 Targeting a communities human waste to gather evidence of drug taking.
So as  you're on the job at one end there's a team around the 's' bend, fondling feces forensically.
 These "shite sifters" can work out through turd testing the drug consumption of a particular area.
They can narrow it down to weed and speed and the "runs" are on the board already in a few communities  in Australia. The long arm of the law is up to its armpits in it.
The gloves are off ,  or in this case well and truly on, in this rearguard fight.
 The "e coli collectors" though always behind in their work are racking up rectal records.
It does make you think while kicking up a stink.
Does a "do do detective" need to be anally retentive or just "annal-itical" ?
How much paper work is involved ?
How much would they make a year, like what is their annal salary ?
If you don't do drugs, no problem. But if you do, when "shite happens" the sewage so and so's will be right behind you.
The fickle finger of fate will be attached to the "Poo Police".
Next time you think something stinks with Q'ld. Police, you may be right.