15 December 2011

Here I am already breakfasted. I have to fast from 6am. Today is Part Two of my leap into Q'ld Health. That's the way we roll now. I'm so into it I feel like a Tahitian Prince. By the way thanks to all for your best wishes. Appreciated. In the words of Stephen Conroy, I'm "f...ing fantastic" and ready for today.
Today is the letter "H". "H" is for hernia. Named after the Greek God of Weightliftin...g. Same doc for colonoscopy.

 

So he's checking me out this week "Hmmmm, H'mmmm, it's only little." "Yeah, I know but what about the hernia", says I. " Anything you'd like to add ?" He said maybe a couple of centimetres. Hey I'd been waiting two hours for this moment.

 

So the decision for the incision was made.

Question time. "Will I be able to play golf , a mate of mine said his brother was back on the course in 10 days". Turns out you can be "on the course" but you won't be playing golf. That's great no change for me. Just when I get my first handicap he gives me another. "F...ing fantastic" .Thanks Stephen Conroy.
"How about sex?". The doc told me he'd be happier if I settled the account in the usual fashion. Talk about laugh. I reckon this guy will have me doubled up and in stitches by this afternoon.

Got to get ready. Now I'm on the board of "Keep Australia Beautiful Q'ld" I m about to "tidy up".

 

Maybe a little Brazillian, or perhaps Tahitian might be more appropriate. "F...ing fantastic".

 

Thanks Stephen Conroy.